Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.”
“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.”
“You're more trouble than you're worth."
"I'm a girl. That's my job.”
“What girls do to each other is beyond description. No Chinese torture comes close.”
