Almost every girl falls in love with the wrong man, I suppose it's part of growing up.
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.
When I was writing pretty poor poetry, this girl with midnight black hair told me to go on.
Calling it off comes easy enough if you haven't told the girl you are smitten with her.
